biscuitcultist

So I see lots of people on this site making homebrew or taking art commissions for people's D&D characters but I don't see anyone offering help with character creation.

I intend to fill this niche if I can. I love building characters and writing backstories for them and will happily offer my assistance to anyone interested in it. Just shoot me a message with a general idea you want the character to be like race, base class, if multiclassing is ok, etc...

For backstory please give me general information about the world you'll be playing in and if you have anything you definitely want included.

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secondbeatsongs

"No-Eyed Girl" with every first beat removed

cryptotheism

soup-mother

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

soup-mother

"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack

"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

jaguars

"but..."

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars

depsidase

eatle

tahthetrickster

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

fatgrowlithe

runner up

voltronimus-prime

lotrmusical

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

lotrmusical

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']

wilwheaton

Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read.

I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.

beyondthisdarkhouse

That is absolutely definitely the second-best worm poem I have ever read.

(This is the first)

marithlizard

Wednesday Addams has that worm poem beautifully calligraphed on a poster with Edward Gorey illustrations, doesn't she. (Wait, now I kinda want that poster.)